Crocodile Hunter Small-e’
Today I have the good fortune of being able to interview the famous Safari Hunter, Crocodile Hunter Small-e’
Me: I am so glad to meet you and excited! You have been one of my idols forever!
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: Milk Please!!!
Me: Certainly! I would be glad to get you some!
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: (sipping noises and gulping sounds)
Me: Is it alright if I call you C.S for short?
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: Nooo! (raises hands to attempt to hit me)
Me: Alright then I take that as a no! Mr. Small-e’, I see you have been on safari what have you been hunting?
I caught it!
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: Giraffe
Me: Wow!! You caught a giraffe?
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: Noooo!!! Two giraffe! (makes more angry motions towards me)
Me: That’s impressive! Did they put up much of a fight?
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: No (he is a hunter of little words)
Me: How did you catch them if they didn’t put up much of a fight?
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: I called them!
Me: You called them over to you and they surrendered?
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: Yeahh! One then two!!! (looks proud at his accomplishment)
Me: That is great! Now that you have finished the giraffe safari what are your plans?
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: YUMM!! YUMM! CHOMP! CHOMP! MMMMM! (he looks hungry)
Me: You are going to eat them?
Crocodile Hunter Small-e’: NO! NO! I eat you! (grins)
Me: I think that’s enough for today! I appreciate talking to you but I need to go now! (I think Crocodile Small-e’ is hungry so I better get started on lunch)
1 point Crocodile Hunter Small-e’ for being fearless and brave, 0 point poor dada for having to run for his life!
NOTE: Xander actually came up with all the answers himself as we were playing today and I asked him questions! Yes, he was hungry too and lunchtime was shortly after!
